just-an-average-sandwich

just-an-average-sandwich:

jellybellytothemax:

jellybellytothemax:

So we’re currently taking five from our weekly session in this game where there is a spell to make the insides of containers larger than the outside.

When last we left off, our group’s mage was separated from the group and in a bad situation, at the top of a crumbling tower, and about to be…

UPDATE: HE PROCEEDED TO TRAP THE ORCS IN HIS PANTS ONE BY ONE UNTIL HE HAD CAUGHT THEM ALL

AND THEN HE LIT HIS PANTS ON FIRE

omg XD i’m dying

Can you imagine being one of those orcs though?

-Excellent, we’ve separated him from his group, he’s alone and naked.

-Heh, what does he think he’ll do charging meOHMIGOD WHAT HAPPENED

-oHMIGOD THERE’S FIRE EVERYWHERE

-THIS IS NO WARRIOR’S DEATH